November 2010
32 posts
Skating with stars to follow dancing with the stars time slot. There’s a shock. #stopthemadness
RT @JennyJohnsonHi5: Productive trip to LA. I developed a drug problem, an eating disorder, converted to Judaism, then checked into Prom …
mazel tov to @cornlog for attending table reading for Family Guy! #RestofLifeWillAlwaysDisappointNow #welcomehome
how w/out a concept of time do they so carefully plan to not sleep at same times? sam woke at 3:30, then slept til ~8, but lula was up 5:30.
& now, we return you from LA back to real life: not only a failed nap attempt, but cried so hard, puke in crib & rug too. #vacationisover
RT @JennyJohnsonHi5: I watched @cornlog eat a banana. Today was a good day.
Enjoyed bonding with @samantharonson about twins, jews & zoloft. Also like autocorrect just came up with spliff for zoloft spelling.
Too much fun with @JennyJohnsonHi5 @jordanrubin @robertb285 @parker287 seeing @moshekasher @nickthune. Now, back to real life for me. Yay.
Oy, I know it’s going to be a long day when I’m up but not hungover yet. Ever see someone use an air sickness bag on plane? My row might.
Sing along: “just another manic Monday, oh….” if you’re old enough, you just got song bombed! Ha! Try & not sing again randomly all day.
RT @sesamestreet: Bert: I like twittering. Or is it twitting? Or maybe tweeting? Sigh… I have a feeling this is going to be harder than …
Silly Gabe… http://www.urbandictionary.com/iphone/#define?term=fart%20plus
RT @samantharonson: Take Em To Church Sundays at @ondaroxx is gonna be awesome. //why do I think church in LA must differ from it in NC?
saw @elibraden last night - a great way to start weekend in LA! yay fat girls! www.funnyordie.com/videos/14ae2e58c8/fat-girls-by-eli-braden
Why r there so many rental car companies? There should be a monopoly. #easilyoverwhelmed #procrastinator
RT @DearAnyone How many pretzels equals a well-rounded meal? Is it 30 or still none? //eaten in the car by me doesn’t count, but kids=meal
How to start a fight after a trip to Costco: “who wants to sit in a box?” “I do!! I do!!” guaranteed tears in mere minutes…
All dressed up & it’s cold out, snuck it to theater - don’t tell! http://twitpic.com/34kape & now I lost @cornlog, shoot.
RT @kevin_nealon: Tip for the day: Set your clock ahead two hours so you don’t have to do it again next year.
I’m so psyched to time travel tonight, but just wish the kids knew about this too.
Oh my, I’m such a light weight. 1 drink and I’m toast. Yay!
Such BS I’m awake right now @1:30a from a frickin’ tea @4:15p?! To top it off, have heard both kids talking/ calling. They better sleep in!
Stomach rumbling. What the heck is best when sober at this hour? Sleep! Argh!
tired. (just want a new ‘latest tweet’ on this dumb new twitter home page staring me in the face. as if this won’t annoy me in 2 seconds.)
RT @clarkekant Not to be mean, but I hope you all die eventually.// nicest thing anyone’s said to me all day, xoxo!
#FF I call ‘em lovelies but most would not @cornlog @k9leavings @jennyjohnsonhi5 @parker287 @samgrittner @jaosmith & happy bday @robertb285!
looks like it’s time to ‘cull’ our ‘herd’ goldfish. #forgottobuyfishfood http://twitpic.com/345714
He’s only 4, but I think it may be about time for him to consider other living arrangements. #notworkingout
http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&tab=wl (Japan to China on googlemaps) see #43.
RT @juliussharpe: Now’s a good time for Democrats to reach across the aisle…and punch someone in the face.
RT @throwingcandy @SamNLulasMa which guy on BE?? IMDb that shit! Real life is max casella I think? Character is Leo…
Want to listen to podcast during 2 hr dentist visit, but feels ‘rude’. This is my free time! Stop the oppression! #richpersonproblem