(Note: I might exaggerate a bit to make a point)
My wife is a superb cook & a regular MacGyver in the kitchen. She can make something out of almost any combination of ingredients which is good because we often have weird random shit in the kitchen. Just the other day all we had were rotting…
I don’t often ‘lol’, but the grains of truth in here got me.
It’s supposed to last me til Valentine’s candy I believe? @AnaGasteyer Does Halloween candy have an expiration date?
Our whole weekend was planned based on when our Groupons are expiring. this is normal, right? #addicted2deals
Guess its back to blistex in eye. (ew! Who figures this out?) RT @nytimes D.E.A. Bans Chemicals Used in ‘Bath Salts’ http://t.co/GJaRe4zI
when I read, “the quake was actually centered directly beneath UC Berkeley’s campus” thought maybe I was reading The Onion News, but not!
I got to sleep in til 7:30 & now have bacon crumbs, rather than just crackers, in my bed cause it’s my birthday. jealous, I know.
wow, true! @parker287 The 11th hour on11th day of the 11th month, 1918 is when WWI ended. 11-11-11 is also when new Sandler movie comes out.
Lula went from compulsively having to pull EVERY tissue out of the box, to now using one, and putting it back in. #progress?
was so excited to get iCould going, til I found out it only uses outlook. um, I don’t think so, apple… way to try & screw the PC user.
Wow. Nick Swardson’s Pretend Time song “baby not from booty” was a little too good, catchy even. Was that @DirtNasty contributing perhaps?
